Somebody i used to know



arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via forgave)

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle, via gnarly)

skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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(via gnarly)

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit, via gnarly)

qrieves:

"lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor"

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(via hate)

endiot:

hes such a dork

i wanna sit on his dick

(via inhsane)

"You control your own happiness"
the best thing I ever realized (via
enhancers)

(via inhsane)

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